SUBURBAN ANGST AND OR RAGE

OKAY SO FIRST MY TEACHER GAVE ME A 22/25 ON MY MATH TEST BECAUSE I DIDN'T SIMPLIFY AND THEN MY MOM PACKED ME MY PBJ ON WHITE BREAD WHEN I ASKED FOR CRACKED OAT BREAD AND THEN MY FRIEND HAD THE SAME SHIRT ON AS ME AND I WAS LIKE "OMG GET A LIFE" AND THEN MY SIDEKICK STOPPED WORKING SO NOW I CAN'T TEXT AND THEN I SPILLED WATER ON MY DRAWING OF THE HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS CD COVER AND THEN MY DAD TOLD ME TO GET A JOB AND I WAS LIKE "STOP IT YOU FASCIST" AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT I THOUGHT I WAS DOWNLOADING BLINK 182 BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY KENNY G.

MY SUBURBAN LIFE IS SO DIFFICULT. I'M ENDING IT. GOODBYE EVERYBODY.

By the way, this is a satire. Calm down.